(Things Go) Pump-kin the Night by Ryan Denham. About 6 minutes long.
Dreamwidth Shockwave Flash embed #700-ish.
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-vR9yRT6l8As is fitting for El Día de Muertos,
Tell Your Tale has risen from the dead for a last (but is it final?) gasp: Season Two Episode 37, as stitched together and revived by
Admiral Producer. Ready or not, here it is.
The Story: It's Nightmare Night on the Boardtrot. There are costumes. I can't believe I'm watching it twice to write this synopsis. Ugh. OK, bouncy Nightmare Night music with lyrics, not AI slop (thank dog, small miracles). The Alicorn Defender of Pony Nutrition and her homeless Canadian employee are serving up healthy slurpees at the slurpee booth. ("Smoothies". Whatever.) The Canadian (Immigrant from the Land of Ice and Snow...) steals a hoof-full of a customer's popcorn (so
that's customer service) and ghosts the slurpee booth. Meanwhile, Dumpsterdiver Pony is building a doll and Sheriff Doofus and his Gremlin are standing around. Shaggy is wading in goop-covered popcorn and inviting everypony to eat it. Princess Hairdresser is spouting nonsense cool-speak lines while using her magic mirror or something to do instant wardrobe changes on everypony. After her costumed-up audience leaves, she turns to the mirror to decide on her own costume. A pony with a jack-o-lantern for a head comes up behind her and growls impatiently. She screams. Opening credits. Close-up on Princess Inspector Clueless, the elder of the two slacker princesses. She's playing reporter, probably to a TikTok vlog equivalent. Hairdresser interrupts Zipp's flow by colliding with her while fleeing hysterically. She regains coherence when she notices that Zipp is recording her and explains that she saw a pumpkin ghost. Inspector Clueless is on the case. Anything to get out of actual royal duties. She looks around, finds a trail of orange slop, follows it. We find out that the Dumpster Diver was building foal-unfriendly jack-in-the-box jack-o-lanterns. This might be a clue as to why she can't afford to live on her own even though she owns her own house in Bridlewood. How exciting. Next, Inspector Clueless spots orange goop at the popcorn kiosk! But all she finds are Misty-the-chosen-pony, Sheriff Doofus and the Gremlin, woozy and moaning after having eaten all the popcorn. A growling pumpkin-headed pony runs by. She of the shag-rug coiffure refers to Zipp as "sis", implying a marriage and the crowning of a third slacker princess, Princess Shaggy The Chosen One. Anyway, Zipp zips after the galloping goop pony and loses it in a hall of mirrors. She sees it, gets scared and runs back to her friends, who are conveniently lined up like in a rogues gallery. The Alicorn Defender (of pony nutrition) is not there! Is she the galloping goopster? Who knows. But the friends want to give Inspector Clueless a hug. Princess Zipp is made of stronger stuff! She doesn't need comfort, she's got a bravery mantra. Of which we are not spared. Bla bla bla "cutie marks lights... bravely across the sky" end bla bla. Growling goop pony appears, Zipp tackles it. It's not Nutrition. Zipp pops the pumpkin off and it's the Canadian. He'd gotten stuck. Now he wants popcorn. The end.
Will Gen 5 MLP
ever die? Now if only it had a brain...