1) Eddie Brock, low on money, and desperate for chocolate and tater tots, becomes a writer for a cryptid website. It's all just a joke to him, really, a way to get food. Things get bloody when he when he stumbles upon the most terrifying cryptid of all: actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf.
2) "On Wednesdays, we wear pink. On Tuesdays, we wear our symbiotes."
3) "If I hear Drake complaining about the food processors on this rocket one more time, I will yeet myself into the sun."
4) Eddie runs a cooking YouTube. Recently, all of his recipes include either chocolate or tater tots. His fans are befuddled.
5) Eddie finds out that the company Your Upbeat Lucky Life is actually a front for a symbiote-worshipping cult. They try to get new followers via viral memes and mind control.
6) Yes, the government is hiding aliens from the masses. That would've made a great article, except for the fact that Eddie is now on the run from the law for "stealing" one of the aliens and his life has gotten very very busy.
7) "You need papers to be bonded to a klyntar." "Nooo, that's not a klyntar. That's my emotional support tapeworm, officer." (Behind the officer, Peter Quill winces.)
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Enough Venom-Themed Prompts for a Week
Date: 2019-01-04 12:55 am (UTC)1) Eddie Brock, low on money, and desperate for chocolate and tater tots, becomes a writer for a cryptid website. It's all just a joke to him, really, a way to get food. Things get bloody when he when he stumbles upon the most terrifying cryptid of all: actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf.
2) "On Wednesdays, we wear pink. On Tuesdays, we wear our symbiotes."
3) "If I hear Drake complaining about the food processors on this rocket one more time, I will yeet myself into the sun."
4) Eddie runs a cooking YouTube. Recently, all of his recipes include either chocolate or tater tots. His fans are befuddled.
5) Eddie finds out that the company Your Upbeat Lucky Life is actually a front for a symbiote-worshipping cult. They try to get new followers via viral memes and mind control.
6) Yes, the government is hiding aliens from the masses. That would've made a great article, except for the fact that Eddie is now on the run from the law for "stealing" one of the aliens and his life has gotten very very busy.
7) "You need papers to be bonded to a klyntar." "Nooo, that's not a klyntar. That's my emotional support tapeworm, officer." (Behind the officer, Peter Quill winces.)